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Great for prank phone calls and freaking your friends out or typing in funny stuff and sending children into fits of giggles!

Does anything in the world smell worse than a dog fart? They are sneaky too. No sound, no warning, just WHAM! the smell 'bout knocks you out. Sheesh.
Do they make bean-o or something for canines???
I've never smelled a cat fart so I don't know if they smell worse or not.
I asked someone once why dog and cat farts don't make any warning sounds....they said it is because they don't have butt cheeks.
Heh.

Taylor: Hey mom! Come see my turds!
Me: No!
Taylor: They look like popcorn chicken!
...later....
Taylor: Hey mommie wanna see what my poop looks like this time?
Me: No!
Taylor: This long one looks like a king cobra!

Do boys ever grow out of this fascination with their poo?
I'm afraid they don't.....

About 6 weeks ago when I was doing my Christmas shopping for my son, I bought him a used ps2 from gamestop along with a whole bunch of used games and a dancepad. (Hey, it was what I could afford!) Taylor was sooooo excited this morning! However, when we set up the ps2 it didn't work. We tried everything. I went into the other room and cried. But I came back out after a few minutes and told Taylor that we were not going to give up and he goes "yeah! We're not gonna give up!...what are we gonna do, mommy?" haha. I got on the internet, found an article from Ars Technica by Rob Nelson and followed the instructions on taking apart the ps2. I FIXED IT!!!!
Taylor is in the living room playing Spyro now.
I love the internet. I have fixed soooo many things, including water heaters, just by locating the right article and following the instruction. Who'd of thunk it? Hahaha!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

I wrapped Taylor up in a blanket and carried him outside tonight. We stood on the back porch, looked up at the moon and the stars and sang Happy Birthday to Jesus.
Merry Christmas everyone! Hope it is magical and joyful for you all!!!
Love,
Katie and Taylor

 

Why does he want to pull out of the UN?
And all these supporters on the internet, are they actually going to vote? The majority of his supposrters are in  the demographic that never actually votes.....
 It would be cool though to see a President, for the first time in years, actually elected BY THE PEOPLE instead of by those in power. If you support this guy, what is your reasoning?

Emmy Lou Harris "You Don't Know Me"

Dr. Wayne Kelly sent me an email today, and hopefully I will be jamming with his wife and friends some time in the next week or so when everything on campus settles down.
I'm soooo excited!!!
We will be working on "Our Town" by Iris Dement. Lovely song! It's so much fun to play and sing and I can't wait to see how it sounds with an entire band.
I'm a little nervous...he went on and on about how hard it is to duplicate her sound on this song and that he has heard a few people try and hasn't heard a good second version yet.
Yet. They haven't heard me YET. ;)
(I'm still nervous tho, ha!)

If you've never heard it before, here is a great video of the song. The first time I heard it I was like "eh" but as I listened to the words and the music I was in love with it by the end of the song!

Went out to feed the dogs tonight. Ash came right away, Sparky didn't.
I knew exactly where he was. Walked down to that lady's house and he was under her porch. When I walked up, he BARKED at me! Then he would not come home.
I was not happy.
This lady gives them dog treats all the time and lets them into her house and feeds them when I'm not home. She's always giving them table scraps too like bread and popcorn and god knows what else.
I appreciate her giving my dogs so much attention, but when they won't come home, refuse to eat because they are already full, and BARK at me like I'm a stranger....not happening. I have made a lot of sacrifices for my dogs, taken care of them, and they are MY DOGS.
She has her own fucking pets! (This is the same woman that wanted to put a vicious stray dog with worms in my kennel overnight and I politely told her no.)
I finally got Sparky home, but he wouldn't eat of course.
So I left a note on her door:

"Please do not feed my dogs, give them treats, or let them inside your house. They have food, water, and treats at home. I went to get Sparky tonight and he barked at me and would not leave your porch. I do not like that. They are outside dogs, and they get fed every day. Please stop."

She is really nice and I know she means well, but my dogs have an owner.

I also think that she "feels sorry" for my dogs because they have to stay outside all the time. I have explained to her more than once that:

1) They were stray dogs to begin with; they are fine outside.
2) My boyfriend has allergies and I cannot keep them inside.

I dislike people who think it is their job to "rescue" your pets. Almost as annoying as when you tell your child they can't have something and they cry and when you turn your back someone gives that thing to your child because they think you are being "mean."

Anyway, she's nice so hopefully she'll do what I have asked and let me take care of my own dogs the way that I want to raise them.